What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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