I wanna passion pit in your ass
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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