Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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