it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
