I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
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