Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
i will never coherently bang her
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Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
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Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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