you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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