No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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