i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize
