Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
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