i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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