at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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