yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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