If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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