Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
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i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
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We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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