we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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