when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
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exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
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He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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