Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
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