lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
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i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
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Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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