You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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