just come out here and I will go home with you...
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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