You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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