Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
We had to coat check the pizza.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left