Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"