YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.