no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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