I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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