You're so nebulous sometimes
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
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