i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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