Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
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Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
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Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
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Have fun and good luck.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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