i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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