We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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