I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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