I want leopard sheets
thats the plan
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
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Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
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Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge