All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
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Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
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i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove