I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
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This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
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I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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