Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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