Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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