Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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