YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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