I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
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Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
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And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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