I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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