I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
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I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
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Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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