I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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