Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
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and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
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A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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