Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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