Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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