you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
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I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
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Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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