Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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