I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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