Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
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Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
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I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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