is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
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