Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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