forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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