why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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