I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
She has the best kind of daddy issues
If I die, sorry about rent.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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