We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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