i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
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I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
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Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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