your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
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Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
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I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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