My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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